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Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, and trusting that they won't...
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Sex is like math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and just pray you don't multiply!
If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet,
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet!
OnCe UpOn A tImE iT HaPpEnEd 2 mE, tHe SwEeTeSt ThInG tHaT cOuLd EvEr Be, At FiRsT iT wAs A FaNtAsY, a N d ThEn A DrEaM cOmE TrUe. .. .It WaS tHa DaI ThAt I fIrSt MeT
y O u
~*~LoViNg YoU iS LiKe bReAtHiNg... i JuSt cAn'T sToP!~*~ 
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